I've been trying to challenge myself to beat the game as a virgin, but the dang mushroom somehow jumps directly to penetration, with no chance to block, even through panties. Is that intended, or a bug?
woohoo! I finally did it! I basically got a really good setup from the first map, then dodged monsters as much as possible in the second and third maps. Only encountered one mushroom girl and managed to make her cum before she could surprise dick me down
fun fact, you can simultaneously have virgin and cream pie statuses, but yeah, virgin run is lower lewdness to be sure , for one thing, because staying clothed helps maintain virginity
the dildo/sentient crystal, yeah, also the cum dump. Maybe also the tentacles and linked pussy? I know those last two are things that seem like getting fucked to me, but don't lose virginity, I dont remember if they give pie. [edit: they don't]
lol. After over a week of failing this challenge, I immediately did it a second time, with a more pleasing deck (I managed to not encounter a single mushroom, so that helped)
Not even really worth running in browser. Unless you somehow lucky enough if possible? I don't see anywhere to finish the last boss or finish a run at all. That aside the gameplay and all shows well what to expect
Its possible to beat the game but requires very specific builds, the one i found most consistent is body slam maximizing lewdness and stacking the horny debuff on enemies, makes them take stupid amounts of PP
you also can control what the enemy is going to do next via blowjob which can prevent you from taking HP damage against bosses by forcing them to do LP instead, combine that with doze off makes it so that bosses cant do anything against you for the most part
On a side note this is a wild fucking string of words that i never thought would ever be said in my life
New game just came out "Femboy Cards" by valueballs. It isn't a clone, per se, but there are enough similarities that I'm beginning to get worried. Are we about to see 10 more games come out using nearly identical art styles and mechanics? I won't support AI.
Basically all deck building games take inspiration from slay the spire, or end up similarly. I do believe that game uses AI art but don't bash it for it's mechanics
I haven't played it, so I'm not saying the mechanics are good or bad. I'm just worried that the mechanics were somehow AI-generated, as well (admitting I have no idea how that would work) which makes me worried that Free Cardware might've done the same thing.
2 games with similar art and gameplay, using the same engine, isn't enough for me to say there's a definitive pattern, just that my personal worry level has escalated.
Fair enough, but I think these coincidences are actually far more likely than you think.
Honestly the artstyle between the two games are wildly different, I'm not sure where you got the idea from unless I missed something.
Same game engine? Godot is incredibly easy to learn and use compared to unity or unreal, and it's been gaining huge popularity in the past few years. I picked it up in just a few hours.
Similar gameplay can easily be just because both games are in the roguelike-deckbuilder genre which as mentioned before Slay the Spire is the most popular game within that genre.
Honestly it's not strictly impossible that both games are fully AI generated, but I would presume that mainly the art of femboy cards was auto generated, and maybe also the code but we can't tell since we can't see the code. Judging by the quality difference I'd say that free cardware likely wasn't made with nefarious methods (all it has is a single balance problem which is fine because this seems like an early version, and we people are usually comically bad at balancing)
I love the concept, but there's balance issues. Here are the key issues I noticed:
- The only defensive card is Suck Cock. There is no other way to reduce incoming damage, barring enemy mechanics.
- Gaining 1 max LP per orgasm promotes grindy gameplay. With Suck Cock you can keep enemies dealing only LP damage and you can synchronize your orgasms to avoid the enemy taking advantage.
I suggest this change to reduce this issue:
- Reaching orgasm gives you Afterglow which increases max LP by 2 at the end of battle. It does not stack; once you cum once in the fight there is no point in grinding it further.
Took a few tries, but I beat all 3 stages. Kinda sad the only successful route is to go full Lewd (not that I'm complaining, but an optimal strategy ruins overall gameplay).
Very good art, Fun gameplay (to a point), fairly erotic.
My only suggestion for improvement, is upon an Orgasm (enemy or self) an animation should play.
My point was "it's too bad there's no way to be successful by focusing Damage over Lewd".
Being able to chain turn losses from Orgasms and Horny is just so safe that there's no way Damage can keep up unless some significant changes are made to the available cards.
if You have a blowjob card and manage properly with shove, using it as some sort of distraction, you can finish the game and never lose your virginity, but it`s more dificult
Ok after playing it a bunch last night, here's the run down of the basics:
HP is hit points, when it runs out, game over (or if it's the opponent's HP, you defeat them)
Your LP and the opponent's PP are arousal bars, then it maxes out, thr character orgasms
Orgasming makes a character unable to act (mostly. You can still do 0 energy actions!) for 2 rounds for the player, 3 for opponents. Also, while orgasming, LP/PP damage causes HP damage too
Your orgasms and edging increase your max LP
Holding (on a touch screen, probably hovering over with a mouse) status effect names (which are the words that show up under the opponent's HP/PP counter, and above the PC's) gets you explainer text
The little LEDs on top of your cards are their energy cost. The color seems to related to the type, which is mostly just helpful for quick clicking, but also relevant for the fortune teller opponent
The opponent's next move is shown in the top left of their window.
Switching sex acts changes the opponent's next move, so initiating a BJ when a boss is about to hit you with 20 atk can be a good idea. Different opponents have different patterns depending on being in or out of sex.
"Lewdness" has to do with the state of your clothes and the jism on/in you. You can count it by checking all your active statuses, or it's in the bottom left corner of the "deck" menu
[Screenshot illustrating the locations of several things I'm explaining in this comment]
game fun, much potential main things i'd hope to see would be more cards to give more variety in deckbuilding (because to be honest currently you either run booty slam or lose on the first boss)
also maybe more events, or making the ones already here more effective
It's not a bug. when you are orgasming, every LP you take is also taken as damage. the boss inflicts 2 atk and 12 lp this turn. which is transformed to 14 atk and 12 LP since you are orgasming.
I wish the first boss wasn't too hard because if you don't have body smash and start with almost full LP, you're pretty much done for. And some of the enemies like the dildo are placed in the back
Really difficult if you don't get the right build right away (especially if the first and/or second enemy is a dildo), but I managed to win after a lot of work!
Been playin' for bout 10+ hours. The mechanism of action like mimic, stealing money and others need to be more obvious, overall is a really good card game with different types of strategics, love this.
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I've been trying to challenge myself to beat the game as a virgin, but the dang mushroom somehow jumps directly to penetration, with no chance to block, even through panties. Is that intended, or a bug?
woohoo! I finally did it! I basically got a really good setup from the first map, then dodged monsters as much as possible in the second and third maps. Only encountered one mushroom girl and managed to make her cum before she could surprise dick me down
Well done, interesting challenge idea.
Especially with body slam being the best strat and not getting +7 lewd with cumpie
fun fact, you can simultaneously have virgin and cream pie statuses, but yeah, virgin run is lower lewdness to be sure , for one thing, because staying clothed helps maintain virginity
Oh yeah, the dildo mimic can pie you without losing virgin
the dildo/sentient crystal, yeah, also the cum dump.
Maybe also the tentacles and linked pussy? I know those last two are things that seem like getting fucked to me, but don't lose virginity, I dont remember if they give pie. [edit: they don't]Actually, my deck that run was pretty mediocre:
I definitely regretted the Fantasize. I use it so seldom.
lol. After over a week of failing this challenge, I immediately did it a second time, with a more pleasing deck (I managed to not encounter a single mushroom, so that helped)
*I did have 12 lewdness, not bad
I have a question, is there a discord server for this game? I'm trying to figure out what different effects apply and such.
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
Not even really worth running in browser. Unless you somehow lucky enough if possible? I don't see anywhere to finish the last boss or finish a run at all. That aside the gameplay and all shows well what to expect
Its possible to beat the game but requires very specific builds, the one i found most consistent is body slam maximizing lewdness and stacking the horny debuff on enemies, makes them take stupid amounts of PP
you also can control what the enemy is going to do next via blowjob which can prevent you from taking HP damage against bosses by forcing them to do LP instead, combine that with doze off makes it so that bosses cant do anything against you for the most part
On a side note this is a wild fucking string of words that i never thought would ever be said in my life
Lmao, and here I was, so impressed after learning the skill: 'Masturbate' in Fear and Hunger.
i cant believe that iwon this game with my english bad,so everything you need to do is just suck dick and doze off
agree
New game just came out "Femboy Cards" by valueballs. It isn't a clone, per se, but there are enough similarities that I'm beginning to get worried. Are we about to see 10 more games come out using nearly identical art styles and mechanics? I won't support AI.
Basically all deck building games take inspiration from slay the spire, or end up similarly. I do believe that game uses AI art but don't bash it for it's mechanics
I haven't played it, so I'm not saying the mechanics are good or bad. I'm just worried that the mechanics were somehow AI-generated, as well (admitting I have no idea how that would work) which makes me worried that Free Cardware might've done the same thing.
2 games with similar art and gameplay, using the same engine, isn't enough for me to say there's a definitive pattern, just that my personal worry level has escalated.
Fair enough, but I think these coincidences are actually far more likely than you think.
Honestly the artstyle between the two games are wildly different, I'm not sure where you got the idea from unless I missed something.
Same game engine? Godot is incredibly easy to learn and use compared to unity or unreal, and it's been gaining huge popularity in the past few years. I picked it up in just a few hours.
Similar gameplay can easily be just because both games are in the roguelike-deckbuilder genre which as mentioned before Slay the Spire is the most popular game within that genre.
Honestly it's not strictly impossible that both games are fully AI generated, but I would presume that mainly the art of femboy cards was auto generated, and maybe also the code but we can't tell since we can't see the code. Judging by the quality difference I'd say that free cardware likely wasn't made with nefarious methods (all it has is a single balance problem which is fine because this seems like an early version, and we people are usually comically bad at balancing)
Very fun, but currently it only pretty much has 1 viable strategy and it can get repetitive. I can't wait for future updates!
This game is super hot and has plenty of potential for strategies to be fleshed out in future updates
Straightforward and impressively enjoyable.
Super fun! Love the art style and I look forward to future updates!
Great game!
I love the concept, but there's balance issues. Here are the key issues I noticed:
- The only defensive card is Suck Cock. There is no other way to reduce incoming damage, barring enemy mechanics.
- Gaining 1 max LP per orgasm promotes grindy gameplay. With Suck Cock you can keep enemies dealing only LP damage and you can synchronize your orgasms to avoid the enemy taking advantage.
I suggest this change to reduce this issue:
- Reaching orgasm gives you Afterglow which increases max LP by 2 at the end of battle. It does not stack; once you cum once in the fight there is no point in grinding it further.
Took a few tries, but I beat all 3 stages. Kinda sad the only successful route is to go full Lewd (not that I'm complaining, but an optimal strategy ruins overall gameplay).
Very good art, Fun gameplay (to a point), fairly erotic.
My only suggestion for improvement, is upon an Orgasm (enemy or self) an animation should play.
You obviously didn't get the required items to make it successful. Went full lewd every time, but eventually beat it.
My point was "it's too bad there's no way to be successful by focusing Damage over Lewd".
Being able to chain turn losses from Orgasms and Horny is just so safe that there's no way Damage can keep up unless some significant changes are made to the available cards.
if You have a blowjob card and manage properly with shove, using it as some sort of distraction, you can finish the game and never lose your virginity, but it`s more dificult
Agreed
does the cumverter not work for anyone else?
I think it might only work on ejaculations *after* you've got it installed. But I didn't pay too much attention.
Yeah same. I have no idea how it works because I've never seen it do anything.
the game won't work. I downloaded it and it opened a purple screen but the title of the app didnt show and it crashed immediately after
Made a discord for the game for people who wanna talk about it.
(until theres an official one of course.)
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
Good game , kinda dificult at the begining , i hope it gets more updates soon and a galllery :3
good game, waiting for when there are more events and stuff though
this is really fun, once you get the strats down, you can even beat the game while keeping your virginity, looking foward to updates!
love this game wait for more contents
Ok after playing it a bunch last night, here's the run down of the basics:
update: I'm fairly sure that increasing your own LP while orgasming (via tentacles) doesnt cause yourself HP dmg.
there should be a gallery or something
This game made me FEAR what I need to fights next. AND HUNGER for the gameplay that kinda addiction
game fun, much potential
main things i'd hope to see would be more cards to give more variety in deckbuilding (because to be honest currently you either run booty slam or lose on the first boss)
also maybe more events, or making the ones already here more effective
please please please add a new sprite/model for when using the "self clean" card, would love to see her doing the pose on the card
How can I die there? Even though it says there are only 2 attacks
that's a buff, where it doubles your damage to the demon. You died because of low hp
It does more damage than it says, definitely a bug.
It's not a bug. when you are orgasming, every LP you take is also taken as damage. the boss inflicts 2 atk and 12 lp this turn. which is transformed to 14 atk and 12 LP since you are orgasming.
finally won! the booty slam is perfect for combos. kiss and bppty slam can make the other party really weak to PP attacks
game is awesome and i played it for the fun instead of playing it for the eroticism which shows just how much i enjoyed it
the knee is also quite good
Love this game, art is just incredible, with some balance and new cards it will be so much better. Wish you good luck and waiting for next patches!
I wish the first boss wasn't too hard because if you don't have body smash and start with almost full LP, you're pretty much done for. And some of the enemies like the dildo are placed in the back
additionally you might want to get post-nut clarity because if you're unlucky/bad and don't get any rest stops, you will get orgasm combo'd to death
how to change language? 如何更改语言？
改变语言没有任何用失效的没有任何作用
Really difficult if you don't get the right build right away (especially if the first and/or second enemy is a dildo), but I managed to win after a lot of work!
Add blood for losing virginity, but add a opition to remove it, because off sensible people
This game is amazing, the art style is beautiful
Just downloaded the game on phone and it's saying that it doesn't support vulken an then leaves the screen black. How do I fix this?
We are going to wait anothe 60 days for 0.1.3
GREAT! 0.1.2!
now we need 86 days for linux port
From my experience the best version is just playing online. It's a lot more stable than desktop versions. Not sure why.
Great game, please continue development! I love the events and want to see more of the world :)
Good game, just too small to see without using browser zoom
Finally beat the game using 26 lewdness and 3 copies of Body Slam.
I love this game, please continue to update it occasionally! :3
Been playin' for bout 10+ hours. The mechanism of action like mimic, stealing money and others need to be more obvious, overall is a really good card game with different types of strategics, love this.
bro how can u play this for 10 hours is that even possible are you rich when u got that much time :sob:
BRO HOW YOU GET YOUR TEXT THAT BIG 😭😭
Just use the text formating. For example first button sets text size
Lol Im having 2-month holiday now so really have bunch of time