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This is a roguelike battlefuck deckbuilder. Travel along the lines, collect cards and defeat your opponents, either by beating them the heck up or make them cum and deal damage by teasing the enemy post orgasm.
The game features different statuses that affect the player. Events to journey through. Enemies to fuck and most importantly CARDS. Make it to the end and win very very big things(the game).
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Development log
- v0.1.2 RELEASED!86 days ago
- I invented Linux(and mac)Dec 10, 2024
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The new cards are busted as fuck,
Squeee - does 30 - your lewdness
Clothes Spirit - does 26ish damage with all your clothing
Conjure Panties - self explanatory
These next 2 should probably get a nerf, they're way too strong
Battle Trance - 50% LP into HP (you will never die as long as this card is in your deck)
Stun - Forces the enemies into the orgasm state for X turns (definitely needs to turn into its own status effect, being able to instantly spam PP attacks into damage is too strong)
Besides that theres 2 new events, one forces you to wash yourself and the other gives you 40G
Lewdness aside this game is still a really fun deck builder, the PP and LP mechanics are interesting and the art is good, I'd love if there was an endless mode though.
does the color in lines have a meaning?
How do you explain to someone that you've made a build that orgasms and over-stimulates (during orgasms PP spam) enemies to defeat them?
I love the music and art style in the game so much, just awesome
this definitely needs a gallery and different poses when enemy is orgasming
one of the best slay the spire like games, cant wait for future updates.
This game is hard as hell i cant beat the final boss
Nude Virgin Run We love it (also only 1 stun card gotten at level 3 so)
Does the goon drive equipment work? Also, if you click remove a card and then change your mind there is not a way to go back.
New update so I'm reposting this for people who might've missed it
Made a discord for the game for people who wanna talk about it.
(until theres an official one of course.)
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
This is a really fun and hot game! As much as the completionist in me wishes I could explore all avenues, I really enjoy the way the paths move and allow the player some control, but not TOO much!
For thos wondering, it really updated, it just can't be seen in the development log (for any reason)
Good update to be honest, heres my giant wall of text representing my feedback
Cards :
Stun : is way too op. You can just use it with X stamina and makes orgasm the enemy, so its insta kill the uncorrupted soul (for me the hardest common enemy) and is X turns where the enemy don't do anything, and any pp card deals dmg and you can stack them (if you have a small amount of cards or more stuns. You can use it with 3 stamina and perma orgasm the enemy). My way of balancing this card is making it exhaust (like clean self card). It that way you can't abuse of it (idk if the instakill of the uncorrupted soul was intentional, but i like it being the first true instakill card)
Battle Trance : very balanced tbh, in case u want to nerf it u can make it cost 2 stamina instead but nothing to say
Conjure Panties : idk what to say, with the badge it have good stuff and the new cards that needs u have clothes on but is very balanced as a support card
Squee : very nice, almost like body slam but inversed
Clothes Spirit : i think is the card i like most of the update. Losing clothes is very easy in combat or in events, it cost less stamina than Squee and can do similar dmg. Is like sadism but easer to max out but harder to keep on the run
Events :
I will not say one by one like cards, in general they are good, good ways to get money but i don't get the point of the swim event, with or without clothes it does nothing revelant for me.
This game is great as hell, just fun in general and every update just make its better in some way, keep the good work!
(why i always write a bible)
the swim event forces you to wash yourself, removing stains, which reduces your lewdness by alot so bodyslam doesnt do as much damage and PP.
stun is too op
W update
Has a new update arrived?
yes check last post
when a new update game is so fire
I've gotta know... How did you get the art to be pixelated? And how did you make it come out so well? I think it's such a nice touch and I'd love to replicate it!
You mean... Pixel Art? A type of digital art?
Though yeah, it all looks pretty nice
游戏什么时候更新
Gonna put this here because i havent see anyone anywhere else talk about it but v0.1.3 is out on their patreon, the new version itself is behind their subscription but so is the changelog too so i have no idea whats new, would appreciate if they could show the changelog here or for somebody to show the changelog so we atleast know whats new
Reposting this for people who might've missed it
Made a discord for the game for people who wanna talk about it.
(until theres an official one of course.)
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
I've been trying to challenge myself to beat the game as a virgin, but the dang mushroom somehow jumps directly to penetration, with no chance to block, even through panties. Is that intended, or a bug?
woohoo! I finally did it! I basically got a really good setup from the first map, then dodged monsters as much as possible in the second and third maps. Only encountered one mushroom girl and managed to make her cum before she could surprise dick me down
Well done, interesting challenge idea.
Especially with body slam being the best strat and not getting +7 lewd with cumpie
fun fact, you can simultaneously have virgin and cream pie statuses, but yeah, virgin run is lower lewdness to be sure , for one thing, because staying clothed helps maintain virginity
Oh yeah, the dildo mimic can pie you without losing virgin
the dildo/sentient crystal, yeah, also the cum dump.
Maybe also the tentacles and linked pussy? I know those last two are things that seem like getting fucked to me, but don't lose virginity, I dont remember if they give pie. [edit: they don't]Actually, my deck that run was pretty mediocre:
I definitely regretted the Fantasize. I use it so seldom.
lol. After over a week of failing this challenge, I immediately did it a second time, with a more pleasing deck (I managed to not encounter a single mushroom, so that helped)
*I did have 12 lewdness, not bad
I have a question, is there a discord server for this game? I'm trying to figure out what different effects apply and such.
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
Not even really worth running in browser. Unless you somehow lucky enough if possible? I don't see anywhere to finish the last boss or finish a run at all. That aside the gameplay and all shows well what to expect
Its possible to beat the game but requires very specific builds, the one i found most consistent is body slam maximizing lewdness and stacking the horny debuff on enemies, makes them take stupid amounts of PP
you also can control what the enemy is going to do next via blowjob which can prevent you from taking HP damage against bosses by forcing them to do LP instead, combine that with doze off makes it so that bosses cant do anything against you for the most part
On a side note this is a wild fucking string of words that i never thought would ever be said in my life
Lmao, and here I was, so impressed after learning the skill: 'Masturbate' in Fear and Hunger.
i cant believe that iwon this game with my english bad,so everything you need to do is just suck dick and doze off
agree
New game just came out "Femboy Cards" by valueballs. It isn't a clone, per se, but there are enough similarities that I'm beginning to get worried. Are we about to see 10 more games come out using nearly identical art styles and mechanics? I won't support AI.
Basically all deck building games take inspiration from slay the spire, or end up similarly. I do believe that game uses AI art but don't bash it for it's mechanics
I haven't played it, so I'm not saying the mechanics are good or bad. I'm just worried that the mechanics were somehow AI-generated, as well (admitting I have no idea how that would work) which makes me worried that Free Cardware might've done the same thing.
2 games with similar art and gameplay, using the same engine, isn't enough for me to say there's a definitive pattern, just that my personal worry level has escalated.
Fair enough, but I think these coincidences are actually far more likely than you think.
Honestly the artstyle between the two games are wildly different, I'm not sure where you got the idea from unless I missed something.
Same game engine? Godot is incredibly easy to learn and use compared to unity or unreal, and it's been gaining huge popularity in the past few years. I picked it up in just a few hours.
Similar gameplay can easily be just because both games are in the roguelike-deckbuilder genre which as mentioned before Slay the Spire is the most popular game within that genre.
Honestly it's not strictly impossible that both games are fully AI generated, but I would presume that mainly the art of femboy cards was auto generated, and maybe also the code but we can't tell since we can't see the code. Judging by the quality difference I'd say that free cardware likely wasn't made with nefarious methods (all it has is a single balance problem which is fine because this seems like an early version, and we people are usually comically bad at balancing)
Very fun, but currently it only pretty much has 1 viable strategy and it can get repetitive. I can't wait for future updates!
This game is super hot and has plenty of potential for strategies to be fleshed out in future updates
Straightforward and impressively enjoyable.
Super fun! Love the art style and I look forward to future updates!
Great game!
I love the concept, but there's balance issues. Here are the key issues I noticed:
- The only defensive card is Suck Cock. There is no other way to reduce incoming damage, barring enemy mechanics.
- Gaining 1 max LP per orgasm promotes grindy gameplay. With Suck Cock you can keep enemies dealing only LP damage and you can synchronize your orgasms to avoid the enemy taking advantage.
I suggest this change to reduce this issue:
- Reaching orgasm gives you Afterglow which increases max LP by 2 at the end of battle. It does not stack; once you cum once in the fight there is no point in grinding it further.
Took a few tries, but I beat all 3 stages. Kinda sad the only successful route is to go full Lewd (not that I'm complaining, but an optimal strategy ruins overall gameplay).
Very good art, Fun gameplay (to a point), fairly erotic.
My only suggestion for improvement, is upon an Orgasm (enemy or self) an animation should play.
You obviously didn't get the required items to make it successful. Went full lewd every time, but eventually beat it.
My point was "it's too bad there's no way to be successful by focusing Damage over Lewd".
Being able to chain turn losses from Orgasms and Horny is just so safe that there's no way Damage can keep up unless some significant changes are made to the available cards.
if You have a blowjob card and manage properly with shove, using it as some sort of distraction, you can finish the game and never lose your virginity, but it`s more dificult
Agreed
does the cumverter not work for anyone else?
I think it might only work on ejaculations *after* you've got it installed. But I didn't pay too much attention.
Yeah same. I have no idea how it works because I've never seen it do anything.
the game won't work. I downloaded it and it opened a purple screen but the title of the app didnt show and it crashed immediately after
Made a discord for the game for people who wanna talk about it.
(until theres an official one of course.)
https://discord.gg/qSmAX7DnX7
Good game , kinda dificult at the begining , i hope it gets more updates soon and a galllery :3
good game, waiting for when there are more events and stuff though
this is really fun, once you get the strats down, you can even beat the game while keeping your virginity, looking foward to updates!
love this game wait for more contents
Ok after playing it a bunch last night, here's the run down of the basics:
update: I'm fairly sure that increasing your own LP while orgasming (via tentacles) doesnt cause yourself HP dmg.
there should be a gallery or something